The New York Review - Illegal Milk


The New Yorker - Offer and Counteroffer
McSweeney's - That Word Does Not Mean What You Think It Means
McSweeney's - I Like My Cops Like I Like My Surgeons: Cautious, and Not Looking to Kill Me
McSweeney's - An Open Letter to the T&T Supermarket Clerk Who Was Told to 'Go Back to China'
Chicago Sun-Times - An Open Letter to the National Rifle Association
Chicago Sun-Times - Expect Less
Los Angeles Review - Thank God We've Come to Our Senses
What happens in this committee...


My Brain is a Snake
Keri Keri Q

Selected Press

"Ultimately the experiences you have as a kid are all fairly similar. They're innocent and rooted in exploration and fun and learning and eating and being naughty and breaking the rules. It's all universal. We're all the same."